A patient came to me because he has constant problems with his permanent erection. There might help really only a very insidious idea: castration.

in pig-cultivation, a elastrator proves its worth. Why not have a "horny pig"?

elastrator consists of the word "elastic"and castration. And after my patient was fixed quickly by me helpless on the operating table, I open him, I can fix his suffering by means of castration. Then he gets a huge, but fear ... Perhaps rightly ...?